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Vote America   - - - - - For the Encourage to vote Comp

 My fellow merkins
Wearing fur lined jerkins
Hell, even if you’re wearing a raincoat
In these dangerous times you gotta vote
I’m here today
In a rather poetic way
To encourage you to register
Not as a sex offender
It matters not your race or gender
Don’t be a scroat
Register to vote
It’s an easy thing to do
Even for one as dim as you
Shit even 2 million dead people have done it
If you don’t vote you can’t moan about who won it
Some, in different states are registered twice
And some will vote twice ignoring legal advice
There’s a lot of talk about voter fraud
And voting machines acting strangely odd
But that’s no excuse
For you to be a non-voting recluse
Change only comes to ways, it’s true
Through the barrel of a gun or voters in a queue
So which would you rather do?
Make your mark and turn the screw
If Hilary wins despite her sins
“It’s still not over.” Mr Comey grins
If the Donald tastes success
Despite his hair being a mess
Can congress impeach this male princess?
It wasn’t rigged after all he’d have to confess
Despite the candidates you still have to vote
Vote either or neither or independent promote
If you don’t use it
You might lose it
Here let me clear my throat
“GET OUT THERE AND FUCKIN VOTE!”
Last time I voted, turnout was 72 per cent
Only 28 per cent were stupid or absent
If you manage 72
My promise to you
I will wear a pink to-to
And if you don’t spew
I’ll dance like a fairy
Not Halloween scary
Like a ballerina so pretty
On the street, in Washington city
This my promise of intent
To embarrass your new President
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