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The Jurgen

Ask The Jurgen your many questions
as he is filled with wisdom you see
he screams ''AIIIEEEEEEEEEE!'' with joy
and gives you the best advice
want to know some secrets of metal?
ask The Jurgen

clutching his ''HELL'' computer
he reads your replies
but don't give him shit as he'll reply:
''kiss my hoop , you monkey-felching donkey fuck!!''
want to hear amusing insults?
ask The Jurgen

he always likes to take the piss
always likes to insult pop music
and goes into a mosh pitt fury
listening to the most awesome death metal
you  fucking hate pop music?
ask The Jurgen

it seems like The Jurgen hates everything
everything except for metal
but then again it's just make believe
he's not real
he's just a dude who works for ''metal hammer'' magazine
but anyway ask The Jurgen?

Written by 666gothchick (Paulina Dionne)
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