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Gran Turismo ...(for discriminating lovers only)
…..as part of the premium performance package
is the wide, cylindrical bore.
Smooth and tapered for the most discriminating lady
or exacting whore who demands
phallic satisfaction and
superior stimulation
Impregnated with a special
bio-nutritional lubrication
providing just the right amount
of stitction necessary for
super-hot friction during
deep penetration
or succulent baby-making......
( ….so let's “wake up everybody” )
These top-of-the-line “ ac·cou·tre·ments “
are found on the “GT” (Gran Turismo model) only,
guaranteed for years of non-stop pleasure,
pound for pound,
measure for measure
guaranteed to please your “ phatty, phatty, phatty ”
made slippery and wet
by "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy"......
….also included in this package is the premium
African, Mahogany_Wood for you to
custom “grain”
to your hearts content
Surfboard babygirl 'til your body
is mortally spent....
....as you ride astride this
sleek, muscular steed,
the 2016 Triple M GT.
Take
a
test ride
today.
( the allusion to the phrases/metaphors "phatty" and "daddy" and "graining on that wood" were generated from the song "Drunk In Love" by Beyonce )
Published 21st Oct 2016
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....caught up in the middle of a somewhat whimsical, humour-erotic flow this evening. No condescension to women here at all. #idonotsupportdonaldtrump.org #hewillgrabyoubydapussy.net 😆
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=TMT-qzmEcbc Yes he will
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=TMT-qzmEcbc Yes he will
21st Oct 2016 11:47pm
I enjoyed this...but your comment had me 😂😂😂. He will grab you by da pussy! LOL hilarious!!!
Baby doll, did you see Anthony Hamilton and the Hamiltones public service video? (the YouTube link that I posted). That's hilarious for real. :-)
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22nd Oct 2016 00:59am
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