Anthonys puns

PUNS PUNS PUNS!!

“Clap along, if you feel, like happiness is the truth…”
 Sang the Pharrell cat.

“I must be a king,” said the school, “for I have many subjects.”

Hector:  Hey, did you figure out my egg-code?
Lizette: Yes, it was very easy to crack.

Why wasn’t the letter a girl?
     Because he was MALE!

Why was the crime scene so sticky?
     Because the thief had been caught on TAPE!

Why didn’t any of the smartphones come to Mr. and Mrs. Wi-Fi’s wedding?
     Because the reception was bad!

Why did the eggs go extinct?
     Because they all got poached.

By Anthony, age 14