Happy birthday to the immensely erudite and strikingly beautiful German princess in my life!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Another important date in the calendar of your
much cherished life is here richly affording
family members, neighbours, dependable
friends, well-known acquaintances and
work colleagues, numerous well-wishers and of
course me your Partner, a genuinely glorious
opportunity to welcomingly, individually
and collectively, commemorate another
illustrious event among the panoply
of those that either through your
substantial skills, capabilities,
eruditeness and charismatic
personality were distinctly
fashioned, or with intent
and most deservingly
so, Heaven sent to
a truly warm and
exceptionally,
wonderfully
delightful
woman.

Impactful the accumulation of these merited
endowments as the first sip of Barbadian
Mount Gay Rum – the very first rum
ever to be produced anywhere in
the entire world and centuries
later and rather noticeably
is still enliveningly exciting –
on keenly colliding with a connoisseur’s
discerning palate; traditional German
beer on a discriminating Bavarian’s
taste buds; or as a vintage French
champagne is but only to those
who unmistakably recognize
and thoroughly appreciate
its alluring quality, just
as those who’re aware
of you My Fair Lady
completely ascribe
to and naturally
in your status
will always
fondly do.

So as the careful planning of this engaging and
fun-packed spectacular gains momentum and
inevitably leads to its eventual realization
permit me none the less, even though
I customarily and lovingly state my
feelings for you as regularly as I can, to
repeat on this specific and special
occasion how very much I do
love you and furthermore
am also reciprocally,
passionately and
enduringly in
love with
you too.

Therefore how about you and me as our birthday
guests rather predictably and pleasurably get
themselves pleasantly plastered and quite
expectedly and without reserve do their
own thing sneaking off to our comfy
bedroom, locking the door behind
us and in the total privacy that
that one act of blissful achievement will
undoubtedly bring, and signally as a
special birthday treat not only for
you but likewise for me, you
unprompted and as is your
usual wont to seductively
and passionately do in
such circumstances, vigorously,
wildly and with impeccable
daring have your wicked
way with me? Happy
Birthday my highly
prized, adorable,
delectable and
enchanting
Darling!

© Stanley V. Collymore
8 October 2016.


Author’s Remarks:
Birthdays come and they go, and while celebrating them can and quite often is a marvellous experience for those who’re involved it’s the memories associated with them that unquestionably provide the enduring legacy on which one can draw the tremendous satisfaction and gratifying enjoyment derived from having had them set against any dire disappointment or loneliness engendered from these same personal events.

The latter and manifestly a heartrending situation was never realistically ever likely to be a case in your experience my Darling, and quite so for a number of very feasible and heart-warming reasons. So I shall simply, although I guess expectantly and understandably too more personally and intimately add my vocal, in addition to my physical, contribution to the chorus of deserving congratulations genuinely delivered to you on this your special day.

And, as I do so, will earnestly and forthrightly tell you how immensely proud I am of you, profoundly love you, and am most exhilaratingly overjoyed to be personally, lovingly and delightfully and reciprocally involved with an exceedingly extraordinary human being - who as it joyfully happens is indisputably you – and who in addition is conclusively in every conceivable way a thoroughly superlative woman and a decidedly irreplaceable Lady!