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the elf in the back yard...
I got into trouble for lying to Mom once. I was walking
through the living room where she sat with the soaps...
that's where I stopped to tell her about the elf in the back yard.
I admit it didn't take much for her to up jump and take off.
I heard her grumbling as she came back in the door,
sort of slamming it and calling me a liar.
"Didn't you see him?" I asked
She said, "Yes, you lying little girl, I saw him,
and his dick wasn't anywhere near a foot and a half long!"
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