The Youth seeking Truth (after Dr Seuss; The Zode in the road)

Did I tell you about the young youth
Who met two girls, they were running a booth
They asked him in to make his choice
Of which one could show him how to rejoice.
So the youth had to make up his mind what to do
Which one was the best to teach him to screw.
He said to himself 'I'll be taking a chance'
One or the other could lead me a dance.
Girl One might have the best cunt,
But she might not give me a good punt.
Girl Two has a kind cheerful face,
But what do I know of her private place.
All that I want is to learn how to fuck
Which of these girls will bring the most luck'
He dithered and dithered the girls got impatient
But he could not decide on the best placement.
In the end the girls came up with a deal;
They asked if a threesome had an appeal.
He carefully thought, 'Will this choice be safer'
Decided at last to take up their offer.
They taught him how to pleasure a girl,
Fucking and sucking a rollicking twirl.
He finished the day very much wiser
And the experience only cost him a fiver.