One kiss, two kiss, three kiss...French kiss

 


On top or bottom
On bottom or top
Some things
you don't want to ever stop.





One fish

                             Two fish

Blowfish


                              Goldfish


I once read where a man slipped a goldfish from a bowl beside the bed
Slid it inside his subsequently surprised and shocked partner whereupon she shrieked and attempted to rise.

Relentlessly, he pinned her in place to feel the amazingly sensual movements seducing her inside
as the fish wriggled apace.

When she'd succumbed to the moment at last, he retrieved the fish replacing it in its glass

For those concerned for the gold's well-being, no harm did it appear to sustain; alas, ongoing updates did not emerge and communication with goldfish being what it is...


I digress...


One kiss


                             Two kiss



Three kiss



                                French kiss


This one I'll need to try again
                           

                            These please
           don't stop, tease me, wo+men
                                           
     
Oh my, a menage, how quaint; come now, you know, I've no complaint


                             Mmm...do that one
                          again, you know I'm
                        no saint


Yes
Some are sweet
And some are nice
Some are flame
And some are ice

Some are mad
And some are glad

And some, thank goodness
(though that has naught to do with it)
                       are very, verrrrrry bad.


Why are those kisses

Mad and
Glad and
So very, verrrrry Bad?

You're asking me? By gad! That's sad.

Some are shy
And some are bold
Some when felt
Will make you melt




On top or bottom
On bottom or top
Some things
you don't want to ever stop.





Written for the Erotic Seuss competition...