Hereafter Pleasure Principles

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I got mystical rights
bleeding me dry
brain dead hysterical
followers on crack cocaine
journeys and missions
tyrannical
Preachers  spouting orgasms

What's right and Damn well left?

Where the good be at?
Is it coz i is a dumb blonde smuck?

Why fifty virgin girls await he who
dares sacrifice many
did some juiced up guy
get to count twice?

I'm a plain girl
get over it
It's a vocation
But where's my cut?
piece of the afterlife action

If I'm to cause mayhem
pointless stupid destruction
I'd be wanting some menfolk
who know how to poke my
hereafter pleasure principles

But alas
I'm human
a woman
Kind loyal
considerate of others
Preaching happiness
to those who wanna listen
with the occasional orgasm
If you're real lucky.