Amusement Park Attraction

Was at the amusement park you know just doing my thing
With my best girl Sue dressed in our Sunday attire
I was about to wrap my lips around a great big corn dog
And I see him and it was like unbelievable you know
And I got all flustered and I don't know what people
And he's just standing there looking as cool as can be  
Casually leaning against a sign to the house of mirrors
And he sees us and we giggle but he doesn't walk over
Yum yum wavy blonde hair in a jean jacket too Sue
Don't you dare touch him he was looking at me sister
Does my butt look big in this dress never mind I'm going over
And I do and I'm there right in front of him see doing my thing
And I smile and go hi cowboy wanna ride on my merry go round
And he's all like hey baby your butt looks perfect in that
Our eyes meet and it was like amazing they were this deep blue
I was so glad that I was wearing my very best panties
And I'm looking him over and I think I even licked my lips
Don't be like that I'm telling a story alright listen
And I moved in closer to smell him you know as one does
Like catching a whiff of a race horse just back in the stall
And for your information I did go oh my god once or twice
Sue was still standing on the other side all pissed and stuff
I laughed and pointed her to the roller coaster info booth
Larry that was his name had his hands all over me by now
I pretended to resist Larry it's 3pm in the middle of the street
Lead me to your broom closet ride me away on your stallion
He was making me feel all kinds of weird things I always knew
You know it was his fault that I was babbling like an idiot
But I forgave him and let him grab my butt while promising
His 1977 Buick Electra Limited was parked very close by
And Sue was leaving and stuff and I didn't care that much
Was already planning two babies and a four bedroom condo
And he was saying all the right things in the usual manner
Aside from being clumsy in saying it but that's just men
And then it was in the middle of one of his check this out baby rants
That my mind kind of drifted and I was staring straight down
And I kinda felt like this need for a deeper meaning and things
Hardly noticing Larry's hands my eyes they lit up like lanterns
In the stupid pamphlet I was holding there it was bold as brass
I couldn't believe it girls a 50% off sale on at Powder U
And exactly at that moment I mean just then as it happened
Larry was checking out this hot brunette babe walking by
I noticed him and he noticed me it was so funny
And we were just laughing and joking about it
And with a playful slap on my butt we headed our separate ways
Yes I made it to the shop on time but Sue is still pissed at me