You Can't Febreeze a Skank

*** a little explination****
this was written a couple of years ago when an ex of my Husband
came round and tried to get back with my husband not one of my best works I'll admit but possibly the funniest!!!****

Eanie Meanie Mineie Moe
Your a Dirty Nasty HO!!!!
What ever he saw in you beats the meth out of me
Cuz you always kinda smell like cheese and dirty old man pee.

You offered him a fuck
if he would get you high
I laughed so hard I thought
I might die!

So here is some advice from me to you
You could peddle that ass from here to Kalamazoo
and yes so Ive heard
indeed you do

It won't matter a bit
he's done with you
has been for a while
but the message hasnt been "getting through"

So after both of us laughing so hard
making the bed shimmy and shake
I said to my Tony
"I guess its true, you just can't febreeze a skank".