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HONEY I AM SO SORRY
(Note: I originally posted this in 2013 under the pen-name Lerd Goin. I have revised it somewhat now that I have ostensibly improved my craft)
Ladies and gentlemen
may I have your attention,
he yells out loud
to the capacity crowd,
the gorgeous woman
In seat 37, row 69, section C
deserves my heartfelt apology
When we went to the beach
last Friday to rest
and you spotted me
rubbing another girls breast
I assure you I am innocent
of any misdeed
that I was cheating
is an erroneous notion
simply fulfilling a need
by helping apply some lotion
And what happened last week
Late Saturday night
You saw me kissing Annie
Beneath the street light
I did nothing wrong
That’s all I can say
we were simply rehearsing
a scene from a play
These 20,000 witnesses
I hope will attest
that comparing all women
I love you the best
It’s the God's honest truth
I’ll never tell you a lie
now please excuse me
I must help a cheerleader
remove something from her eye
Ladies and gentlemen
may I have your attention,
he yells out loud
to the capacity crowd,
the gorgeous woman
In seat 37, row 69, section C
deserves my heartfelt apology
When we went to the beach
last Friday to rest
and you spotted me
rubbing another girls breast
I assure you I am innocent
of any misdeed
that I was cheating
is an erroneous notion
simply fulfilling a need
by helping apply some lotion
And what happened last week
Late Saturday night
You saw me kissing Annie
Beneath the street light
I did nothing wrong
That’s all I can say
we were simply rehearsing
a scene from a play
These 20,000 witnesses
I hope will attest
that comparing all women
I love you the best
It’s the God's honest truth
I’ll never tell you a lie
now please excuse me
I must help a cheerleader
remove something from her eye
Published 21st Aug 2016
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21st Aug 2016 11:06am
21st Aug 2016 11:29am
21st Aug 2016 7:02pm
Love these lightly ribald lines, the efforts of this gent to cover his ass. He was just helping the lap dancer perfect her craft. A likely story and a really fun write Gahdess. No need to apologize....
7th Nov 2017 8:55pm
Bahahaha I am dying laughing here. Reminds me of a list of stupid excuses men have for getting caught with their "dick out" in poetic form. Fun read!
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7th Nov 2017 9:36pm
Thank you so much Goddess! I had fun writing this one. The flow isn't perfect but the message is clear. I am glad it made you laugh and smile...that's when we're at our best.
