Porn and the rules...

There are rules to viewing/making porn
This is not about the merits of porn
Rather the rules one should/must follow when making and posting
Change the batteries in those smoke detectors
  that cricket noise drives me crazy
Make sure the kids are sleep
  I don't want to hear them knocking at the door
   or your name being called
Clean your room.... damn
There's a difference between
  sex hair and you just didn't give a fuck
Men...
Stop asking if she likes your big dick ... (it's not)
Your in it...
She's making the right noises so be happy with that fact/ stop the Q&A
Ladies...
Be true to your sizes
Stop putting on shit that doesn't fit
  Pulling on your shirt so your stomach doesn't show...
  Kind of passed that point... right?
Everyone ....
Stop with that daddy thing...
   It's kind of creepy
An Electra complex isn't what she's looking for...
  Your not calling her mommy...Oedipus
Your not going to teach me anything
  nor will I steal your moves...
Your not a paid actor/actress ...
Direction is not required...
Up skirting, hidden bathroom cams, Walmart ass shots,
   posts without permission or ANYTHING with a relative...
Need I say anything?
I'm unsure if it's a primal urge...
I enjoy it and wish to continue...
Stop fucking with my vibe...