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SET
I was born on the cusp of a dying star
Servants come to witness from miles afar
Behold, the being of darkest, purest light
Open the can, infidel, and feed me tonight
Bow down and worship me, two-leg
The throne is mine!
Perched high upon my tower
The throne is mine!
I will crack the whip at the petting need
Felinemantic sorceries, I must feed
Sprinkle the catnip in the pentagram
I must consult the visions of the damned
Bow down and worship me, no-fur
The throne is mine!
Perched high, a divining rod
The throne is mine!
My meow is the utter truth
My claws, thorns of divine judgment
My purrs will pacify
My growls will terrify
My poop is pungent!
You must all bow to me
Or I'll piss upon your head
The shredding of furniture
Is just as sure as death
Witness me, in glory, as I lick my butt
Let in the strays outside, a harem of sluts
Hallowed is my reverent name, you bet
Feed me, mortal be damned, for my name is Set
Bow down and worship me, two-leg
The throne is mine!
Perched high upon my tower
The throne is mine!
My meow is the utter truth
My claws, thorns of divine judgment
My purrs will pacify
My growls will terrify
My poop is pungent!
Bow down and worship me, no-fur
The throne is mine!
Perched high, a divining rod
The throne is mine!
(c) 2016 Frank Green
Written for Madame Lavender's Cat's and Dog's comp.
Published 21st Jul 2016
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21st Jul 2016 10:58pm
I liked this poem, there is some humor to it. Great way to capture the cat's essence.
21st Jul 2016 11:02pm
thank you. I've always thought that cat's, especially mine, think that they are gods. It's only natural that we serve them as such.
I fucking love this, man...
"Bow down and worship me, two-leg " lmfao
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"Bow down and worship me, two-leg " lmfao
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21st Jul 2016 11:07pm
21st Jul 2016 11:14pm
A definite recommendation from me, Frank Green, two-leg, no-fur, mortal-be-damned. Only one thing: the femme feline demand and receive even more worship.
22nd Jul 2016 00:21am
Oh, I agree. But we only a have two males and the older, Set, is definitely the ruler of this house. Thanks, I'm delighted you enjoyed.
22nd Jul 2016 3:42am
22nd Jul 2016 4:05am
Anonymous
9th Aug 2016 7:10pm
Ah, my King. . .I was so happy to see that Set finally got his own poem. . .Excellent. . .yours, Devil~lyn.
9th Aug 2016 8:36pm
