Animalistick

 Have you ever heard an elephant trumpet in praise?
Have you ever heart a parrot squawking from the bible
Have you ever heard a lion roaring out a Christian Hymn?
Have you ever heard a gorilla thump his chest, preaching a sermon?

Have you ever seen a kangaroo jumping for Jesus?
Have you ever seen a dog wag his tail for the Lord?
Have you ever seen a rhino, eyes shut, deep in prayer?
Have you ever seen a herd of wildebeests sitting in church?

Have you ever overheard a chimpanzee repenting for his sins?
Have you ever overheard a tomcat purring religious hatred?
Have you ever overheard a herd of cows debating religious dogma?
Have you ever overheard a grizzly bear demanding death for homosexuals?

Animals are way too smart to believe in God
They hear no evil
They see no evil
They speak no evil
They do no evil
It’s only man’s obsession with God and religion
That makes them the only doers of evil on the planet
Mankind’s arrogance makes him believe he is part of the animal kingdom
It makes him think that he is superior – he is neither
he would need to be promoted to join the animal kingdom
Which is not possible as he is only an uncivilised beast
Capable of such evil acts that would make Satan blush
I sometimes wish I was a dog