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Puny Englishmen Beware
We will smite them on the beaches
We will smite them on the field
We will smite them as our bitches
We will smite them when they yield
Thor's hammer will pulverize them
Odin's battle roar echoes loudly
Hannes's hands will surprise them
Then Eiður slays the lions proudly
Áfram Ísland!
Yes, i have gone completely loopy with football fever, but fear not, it is only temporary
Once we win the Euro Cup i will be sweet again, well sweeter anyway.
We will smite them on the field
We will smite them as our bitches
We will smite them when they yield
Thor's hammer will pulverize them
Odin's battle roar echoes loudly
Hannes's hands will surprise them
Then Eiður slays the lions proudly
Áfram Ísland!
Yes, i have gone completely loopy with football fever, but fear not, it is only temporary
Once we win the Euro Cup i will be sweet again, well sweeter anyway.
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Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
- Edited 26th Jun 2016 3:56pm
26th Jun 2016 3:11pm
Smite?
You just might. lol. ;-) x
You just might. lol. ;-) x
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
26th Jun 2016 7:50pm
Gotta smite for the right to party Englishman :-)
Thanks for dropping by Hydrodgones
Thanks for dropping by Hydrodgones
Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
- Edited 27th Jun 2016 00:17am
26th Jun 2016 10:34pm
Is 'smite' some weird Icelandic term or something? What the f*** does it mean? Said in the nicest possible way of course. ;-)
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
27th Jun 2016 00:21am
To strike with a firm blow my polite English friend :-)
For some more colorful smiting, you may enjoy this twitter feed
started by a rather witty Englishman residing on our rocky lands
https://twitter.com/rvkgrapevine?lang=en
For some more colorful smiting, you may enjoy this twitter feed
started by a rather witty Englishman residing on our rocky lands
https://twitter.com/rvkgrapevine?lang=en
Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
- Edited 27th Jun 2016 10:36am
27th Jun 2016 9:59am
SWIPE would have been a more appropriate word I feel but anyway, did you know that The Saturdays filmed their single, 'My Heart Takes Over' in Island? I really fancy Vanessa White in that video, she looks hot babe? ;-)
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
27th Jun 2016 10:26am
No, smite is the correct word to use and smite England we shall.
Beautiful Iceland has been used in countless music videos and movies, too many for us to care to follow at this stage. The country is filling up with tourists, we are the flavor of the moment it seems, two to three huge luxury cruisers arriving in Reykjavík harbor every day. i checked out that music video just for you, the girls and the scenery is gorgeous of course, but just one thing, i am NOT a man.
Beautiful Iceland has been used in countless music videos and movies, too many for us to care to follow at this stage. The country is filling up with tourists, we are the flavor of the moment it seems, two to three huge luxury cruisers arriving in Reykjavík harbor every day. i checked out that music video just for you, the girls and the scenery is gorgeous of course, but just one thing, i am NOT a man.
Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
- Edited 27th Jun 2016 10:40am
27th Jun 2016 10:26am
Ok, I concede this point now, having found the word, 'Smite' Still hoping that you'll play 'SHITE' on the night but I do know one thing, if 'we' take you lightly & we lose, simples! ;-)
Speaking of smite, it kinda reminds me of Marmite all the same. :-(
Speaking of smite, it kinda reminds me of Marmite all the same. :-(
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
- Edited 27th Jun 2016 10:37am
27th Jun 2016 10:28am
In saying 'Man' earlier I was trying to be American for some reason, that's all honey. :-)
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
27th Jun 2016 10:33am
Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
26th Jun 2016 5:21pm
Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
26th Jun 2016 7:51pm
Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
27th Jun 2016 4:14am
My grandfather was from Norway. I once asked him why Scandinavians were so big. He told me that when the Vikings had a son that was short, they'd dump them off in Great Britain. And the real small runts, they'd dump off in Ireland.
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
27th Jun 2016 10:32am
Your grandfather was a Viking indeed, that's funny stuff but we owe much of our passions and craziness to Ireland and Scotland, much lauded qualities in these parts. The Norse women refused to follow their men to Iceland's shores so they came by in Ireland and Scotland to snatch a few Celtic beauties. The puny English on the other hand, they got our runts of course. :-)
Thanks a heap for the amusing comment Snugglebuck, always pleased when you visit
Thanks a heap for the amusing comment Snugglebuck, always pleased when you visit
Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
- Edited 27th Jun 2016 10:42am
27th Jun 2016 10:41am
Of course they did! :-(
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
27th Jun 2016 11:13am
Just pre-game banter my friend, you're a handsome guy, not a runt. Now dry your eyes eh :-)
Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
Anonymous
27th Jun 2016 10:03pm
We were smited alright. Enjoy the celebrations.
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Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
28th Jun 2016 11:56am
You can join Gudmundur Benediktsson in his box when he's at his loudest Linda! Well done and congratulations...!
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Re: Re. Puny Englishmen Beware
i went downtown last night with a good friend to celebrate and drink with the fans, it was the best night of my life, everyone was my friend, am still in a euphoric state :-)
Thank you kindly KDAmB, Guðmundur is in France at the moment but i matched him in decibels last night.
So many priceless moments to savor, this here being one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ7rXwLBapg
Thank you kindly KDAmB, Guðmundur is in France at the moment but i matched him in decibels last night.
So many priceless moments to savor, this here being one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ7rXwLBapg