[ nonsense ] Plurpefect

   
I nurbled against herple    
purple flecked behind    
in a retro speckled kind    
of closely encounterpled    
third eye grind    
while in subtle slurples    
sheplu never declined    
snurkled on herple    
numerous nurples    
as the tentacled hordes    
of herple cuntulapunta    
did langolingle on my    
well hung bungoldingle    
and it was right then that---    
Oh, derple! Derple! DERPLE!    
Sheplu gorpingly gurpled my surplemen!    
     
It was the end plurpefect    
to an evening plurpefect