[ FS ] Plumperfection

  
My sunbathing neighbor?
She waggles her rump  
in thong bikini glory  
believing it to be  
the epitome of  
   
plumperfection  
   
Leaning over the fence so as to  
conveniently shield an erection  
I admire the view  
   
Not sure where she heard  
this, but ... I laughingly mention,  
That's not even a real word!  
   
Spreading her thesaurus  
wide open on the patio table  
she beckons me with a head jerk  
to come inside her backyard  
and do her one better    
   
Upon my rather cocky entrance  
I tongue my fingertips  
flicking through the pages  
in search of something alternative  
odd sounding and obscure  
   
but  
I am unable  
to put my finger on    
a more appropriate adjective  
   
distracted by  
 
my throbbing vascular system  
hard at work with pounding demands  
 
as well as concern for the welfare
of her tanned bottom---  
how an ounce of prevention  
is a worth a pound of cure  
   
She says,  
Never mind  
Boy, the sun is hot  
Would you be so kind  
as to cream me up?  
   
Uhm ... sure    
   
and I find that I've got a lot  
of time and pure  
plumperfection  
on my hands