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That's Just Fucking Perfect

 
 
Satan begs me to recite poetry
while using him each night as a sex doll
He thinks this inspires me to talk dirty
but his thorny butthole makes me howl
 
Satan, leave me be - I'm masturbating
so I can think clearly. What rhymes with bone?
... er ... umm ... He is impatiently waiting  
I only want him to leave me alone
 
Love expired, can't take this biz anymore
Crumpling to the floor, I jizz on myself
Satan with key calmly unlocks the door
Emptied prescript bottles litter the shelf
 
Oh, God - I'm still stiff? What the hell went wrong?
"Viagra!" Satan says in lust for song
 
 
 
 
a badly written English sonnet
 
 
Anarchitect
Written by Anarchitect
Published | Edited 3rd Mar 2017
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