More Words of Wisdom

 Laugh and the whole world laughs at you
He who laughs last is too stupid to get the joke

Cry and the whole world runs in the opposite direction
He who cries last has huge gonads

Smile and the whole world wonders what you are up to
He who smiles last really needs a big hug

Lie and the whole world lies with you
He who lies last is still a fuckin liar

Sit on the fence and the whole world will join you
He who sits on the fence last is merely hedging his bets

Show fear and the whole world will take advantage
He who shows fear last will still loose his advantage

Tell the truth and the whole world won’t believe you
He who tells the truth last has spent too much time constructing a good lie

Scream and the whole world covers its ears
He who screams last may be into S&M

Fart and the whole world still finds it funny
He who farts last has probably shit himslef

Baaaaaaa Loudly and the world thinks you’re mental
He who Baaaaaas loudly last, doesn’t want anyone to know he’s mental