PAY UP OR ELSE !!!

i dont have a problem gettin' laid
it always after, you know
the gettin' paid

servicing men with thier issues
do they know how much i spend
on kleenex an tissues

the latex the rubber
the laundry costs
of the duvet cover

condom bills
morning after pills
those nasty carpet spills

i've ticked all boxes of thrills
even that sick request involving
a cactus plant and window sills
(am still waiting for me cushion back)

sick of dodgy old geezers
bouncing cheques
an blocking visas

oh and if i ever ask for the cash
you'd think ive given them a rash
looked at like trash, and out they dash
quick as a flash

so inside me ive inserted a cleaver
between me cheeks a bar code reader
so with a swipe of me bum
your safe to cum
or cleaver will sever your weiner