All aboard the Death Train

All aboard the death train
Just like the love train, but less nausiating;
Get aboard the death train,
if your looking for a way out.
But take caution, stepping towards the platform
as it might just run you over...
Welcome aboard the death train,
your in for the ride of your life!

Take a seat to the left side,
aside the blood splattered windows.
Yeah Boy! Your gonna' want to watch us
rip through the crowds.
There's anti-freeze in the lobby,
if you feel a thirst for a refreshment.
And a loaded shotgun slid under your seat
in the case you need to blow your brains out.

There isn't an emergency exit.
Once your on you can't get off again.
Accept ofcourse when the caretaker comes;
To drag out your mangled corpse.
We're on a collision course,
this train shall stop at nothing!
We'll run over everyone in our path
in non consensual suicide.

All now step out the death train...
Oh wait thats right you can't!
You chose the direction you were heading in,
and now your too fucked up to go back
Oh well, I guess, I best get my scrubbing brush
and body bags, and stow you away.
For I have another pick up in 20 minutes time...
This is my 5th pick up today :D

Fuck I love my job....