So tell us, what's it like to be a great and fertile cocktopus?

My name is Stanis-- fucking-- Porter
I've got eight dazzling orange dicks
and endless salty pints ahead of me.

But it ain't sweet see coral bein' a massive cocktopus
Raking in all
the silkiest angel fish,
kinkiest cat fish,
and slinkiest eels
with my suction-cup-swag--
it's rough stuff, revitalizing the deep.

I swoon em all at once:
Eight or zip to get me off,
and-- ah-- once I've cum,
time to swim on.
Gotta spread my sperm well
on to the next swell.

You'll understand ladies, it's polyamory, it's evolution,
you see I've got all these fish hooks and oil spills to combat with just my love
for you and you
and you
and you
and you
and you
and you
and you and all those other fishies too.
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