LAD'S BOAST

You can go tell it out abroad
In no uncertain terms: "I scored!"
Yes, I now feel I'm "one of us"
Since last night when I "parked my bus".
I have grown up, "become a man",
And showed a woman that I "can".

A night I never shall forget -
Before, I hadn't "done it" yet.
Yes, I know now what it feels like
To "ride" a woman like a bike.
That first time with a girl in bed
Is in my life a watershed.

Yes, my "cherry" has been taken,
As a man did I awaken
With woman sleeping at my side,
Who told me she enjoyed the ride,
Both under and on top of me.
We ended our virginity.

Now that I have got past this "hump'",
To bed will be an easy jump
For I will know now where to go
When girls say "Yes" to me (not "NO")
And how the bits and bobs will fit
Getting together without kit.