im not hot and im not funny so i guess i could be intelligent

 

ah when will this life end? help me
i'm trapped in reality
and i can't get out

i have a heart condition where little pixies chew on it to feed their demon auras

i have some memory issues and i wish i had more

you must be so bored but let me keep you one sec
i just had to remind you my soul is the size of a walnut
and its somehow stuck in my fucking oesophagus
haha
if you think you could fuck my oesophagus
you must really fear nothing
all i'm saying is i have one wonky tooth and if i bite something u KNOW it's me right

what does a girl have to do to get some poison around here?
what do i have to do to get you to fix the damn boiler?
i'm too cute
yeah and i am holding a ceramic knife in my pocket

isn't that a major loophole in airport security