No..Wait

.
You should go to my room right now  
No..wait
Not so fast
Here in the kitchen will do
No..I'll not help
(As much as I'd like)
 
It's what guys do don't they?
Pool clothes on the floor where they fall
 
Let me see yours fall
All of them..
 
Watch me put them all in the  
washing machine oopsie..slow wash
 
Unless you like wearing skirts..
(Now there's a thought)
Best you go to my room
No..wait  
Just here  
stand still
Let me study you over a cuppa whilst
I tell you my naughtiest thoughts
and see if you've been paying attention..