PENILE LAW

I’m a Gender Inspector
From North Carolina  
Now drop yer pants
Let me see if yer a feller  
 
Cause if you’re a pointer
Instead of a setter
I’m gonna have ta  
Take me a picture
 
Now hold still
While I get on my knees
And whatever you do
Don’t take a pee
 
“There’s a new Sherriff in the Shitter, and he don’t take kindly to transgenders.”
 
Note: The photo is a mugshot of then conservative Republican Senator Larry Craig taken after his arrest for lewd behavior in a Minneapolis Airport restroom.