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CAKE WARS
Mean punky Mickey
Told his girlfriend
Sweet Little Debbie
“Those don’t taste like
Wholesome Cupcakes
They taste more like
A couple of fried eggs
Way beyond their sold
Expiration date
You stale Ho Ho"
“You ought to talk “
Little Debbie balked
“Your Dingdong
Is more like a
Soggy Twinkie
Than a creamy
Crisp Cannelloni
So get lost Honeybuns
This girl's gonna
Have some fun
With a guy
That knows how
To eat her pie"
Within every poet is a mischievous 13 year old dying to get out.
Published 10th May 2016
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I think its cute :D It brought to mind a an ongoing joke from my teen years about how Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant, but for the life of me I cant remember how he got his whopper over in her ice cream. :) your write's very creative :)
12th May 2016 1:18am
So happens, I just submitted a pun poem about the King. But this time it was about his relationship with Wendy who was known to relish humiliating her lovers.
Just ask Carl Jr., Wendy was always making fun of his fry.
Just ask Carl Jr., Wendy was always making fun of his fry.
10th May 2016 5:08pm
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