Exit Poll

Brace the nation and beat the press
The circus breaking news
Primary concerns of victory
The Oval Office at any cost
Be it money, ethics or credulity

Still the Valkyrie stays collected
Questions regarding her hook up unresolved
And the Clown Prince blusters
Ignoble goals spraying from his lips
The press just laps it up
Objective reportage an illusion

But the best of two evils may prevail
The worst deranged and dragged away
Molested by his Elder Gods
More than this, one cannot say.