I LIKE/YOU LIKE

I LIKE/YOU LIKE
I wear shoes or not, when I feel like it
You leave your shoes outside the door
I like to kiss with tongue
you like to kiss with lip to avoid the germs
I like to sit on public toilets when I take a crap
you like to tell me the names of all the bacteria I could be getting
I like to wash my hands after something germy or messy
You like to wash your hands after everything
and then sanitize if you happen to touch anything
I like to shower with you
you, well, you like that too
because you get to clean me to your satisfaction
And I like that too!!!