[ nonsense ] Don't Talk To Strangers In Granola Bars

 
The bodies of Count Chocula and Franken Berry  
were found in a bed and breakfast  
stabbed repeatedly with a metallic claw  
during a sordidly sweet rendezvous  
 
Let's just say they were doing more  
than merely spooning in the raw
 
I wouldn't dare
look at the crime scene photos  
if I were you  
 
A tragedy if there ever was  
Oh, those poor souls!  
 
And if that weren't enough  
heaped upon our plates---  
 
Apple Jacks was later discovered  
floating face down in not just one  
but numerous milk filled bowls  
turning up in at least five states  
 
Exsanguinated of his juice  
 
and thoroughly dismembered  
 
Sonny, I'd be careful  
if I was that silly bee  
who's always combing for honey  
or those fellas Snap, Crackle and Pop  
 
'cause there's a cereal killer on the loose  
and from what I've seen and heard  
I don't think he'll fucking stop