My alter-ego is a cat🐾

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From my ruff honey'd licks and whiskered kisses,    
The young clever kitten with marmalade fur    
And sly almond eyes, making amber hisses,    
Foils your advances with the arch of my purrrr.    
   
Ring tail coiled soft 'neath your deviated nose,    
And spritely I leap when you puff & you sneeze!    
Did I really do that?  Heaven only knows,    
So Mummy, while I nuzzle, my catnip pleeease.    
   
And soon after dinner it's time for a lounge,    
You know how I love to curl up on your lap    
And bat at your hand while I playfully scrounge;    
You won't mind if I give a little love tap.    
   
The clock on the mantle is chiming goodnight.    
This kitten bounds into the bedroom apace,    
To wait for dear Mummy to turn out the light    
So i can resume curling up on her face.