Monkey Business

Monkey Business    
   
Goldie    
So what are you writing your dissertation on?    
   
Cindy    
The mating habits of bonobo Chimpanzees.    
   
Goldie    
Sounds kinky. Care to share some of your findings?    
   
Cindy    
Well the dominate males clasp the testicles of their rivals to express their dominance.    
   
Goldie    
Really I do that with my boyfriend but he always seems to be the one in charge.    
   
Cindy    
You know the bonobo are female dominant. The women make love with each other constantly.    
   
Goldie    
Really. That’s mind blowing.    
   
Cindy    
Sex is used for conflict resolution. The bonobo make love not war. The bonobo females bond together sexually to ward off male aggression.    
   
Goldie    
Say have you ever thought of doing some actual trial runs with bonobo sexuality? My boyfriend isn’t giving me enough these days. Would you consider or entertain the idea of Lesbianism to get a feel for the bonobo culture?    
   
Cindy    
Well you know I’ve never really thought about it. But now that you mention it, it does sound enticing. What did you in mind?    
   
Goldie    
Just some innocent kisses and touching to begin with. We could see how it feels and take it from there.    
   
Cindy    
Oh hey I’ve only researched it so far. This is really a surprise to hear you talk like that. But you know field work is important to any research. And this is the closest I might come to knowing the bonobo world. So yes let’s try it. Just as an experiment.    
   
Goldie    
Would a kiss be an appropriate beginning?    
   
Cindy    
Yes I think that would be the best way to start. Let’s do it. Now I’ll just lean into you. Ahhh  your lips are the nectar of Venus. So sweet and soft. Unlike a man. Should we do it again? Just to have a research comparison?    
   
Goldie    
Of course. In fact I think we need to take our study to the bedroom. This kind of research requires probing to get a proper analysis.    
   
Cindy    
I agree. We’ve taken this project from the drawing board to actual experimentation. I never dreamed of this. But I agree. We need to delve into the nuances of bonobo Lesbianism. There is so much to learn and observe.    
   
Goldie    
I’ll pay the tab. We’ll hail a taxi. I think my place is best for our exploration. I’ve got some toys which might aid our examination.    
   
Cindy    
Oh let’s get that cab. I feel like a bonobo now.    
   
Goldie    
Me too darling. We learn best by practice.