Cheat

Coodles is a really stupid name for a cat
I imagine you were thinking about cuddles
When you named him, but cats do not cuddle
And they usually scratch you if you try and make them
They are just the same when you try to choke them
But I managed just fine with only minor injuries
You mother was an entirely different subject
Man, we almost wrecked the whole kitchen
But you know me, always finish what I start
That’s what I told your little sister before  
I choked her to death with her own panties
Now even I wasn’t crazy enough to think
That I could choke your father, too risky
I just had to shoot that mother fucker
Right in the fuckin head, what a rush
Your brother was meant to be at college
Now he’s dead for playing truancy  
he showed up I had to shoot him too
They’re all down in the cellar now
Where you will be soon
All your crying, whimpering
Protest and screaming
Will do you no good
I am sending you and
Your entire family to
See that baby Jesus
You so worshipped
Ask him for me
What should be  
the punishment
for cheating; for
cheating
on
me?