Loveshit

 
Love is shit
It makes me spit
Whether you're fit
Or even unfit
It’s still shit
It's like a snake pit
A bottomless pit
A cesspit
Like a comedy skit
With no laughs in it
It’s like bananas without the split
Or songs by Eartha Kitt
Or poems by T.S.Elliot
It’s like being frostbit
Like having blood in your spit
Or blood in your shit
Or a lump on your tit
Or an infected zit
It’s not a hit
It’s not sun lit
It’s not floodlit
Spotlit
Or moonlit
It’s actually unlit
Dark, just like shit
I don't want to commit
I don't want to submit
I don't want to whatchamacallit
You’re a dimwit
You’re a nitwit
You’re an idiot
You’re a misfit
You say you'd never quit
But you're talkin shit
You’re so counterfeit
You’re so two-bit
You’re not exactly with it
Why don't you admit it?
Love is just shit
It's Loveshit