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A short letter to Mr Donald Trump(campaigning Advice)

Dear Mr Trump  
I would like to offer some professional advice for the forthcoming presidential elections.
You may want to change them tight
Tighty whites
To Elasticated boxer shorts  
This will allow  better blood flow to the brain
And may help to prevent you from saying
Dumb shit.
Yours sincerely  
Staggerlee  
 
Ps
Where do I send the invoice?
Written by staggerlee (Paul Martin)
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