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A short letter to Mr Donald Trump(campaigning Advice)
Dear Mr Trump
I would like to offer some professional advice for the forthcoming presidential elections.
You may want to change them tight
Tighty whites
To Elasticated boxer shorts
This will allow better blood flow to the brain
And may help to prevent you from saying
Dumb shit.
Yours sincerely
Staggerlee
Ps
Where do I send the invoice?
I would like to offer some professional advice for the forthcoming presidential elections.
You may want to change them tight
Tighty whites
To Elasticated boxer shorts
This will allow better blood flow to the brain
And may help to prevent you from saying
Dumb shit.
Yours sincerely
Staggerlee
Ps
Where do I send the invoice?
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