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I’m Her April's Fool
She thought she’d be cute
She thought she’s be funny
But I wasn’t laughing
When she faked a pregnancy
If she would have just laughed
When I began to hyperventilate
And told me the real truth
When I fell before her prostrate
If only April Fool's had
Fallen on a Sunday
The courthouse would be closed
And I wouldn’t have married
Now I’m locked in a marriage
For the rest of my life
Or till next April 1st
When I serve papers on my wife
Published 1st Apr 2016
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1st Apr 2016 10:10am
28th Apr 2016 7:04am
2nd Apr 2016 4:09pm
you could always shoot her in the face. saves time and money, divorces are so 1980 :-)
excellent ink :-)
excellent ink :-)
28th Apr 2016 7:03am
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29th Apr 2016 9:55am
Good stuff, Dr Snuggles. I'm glad I spotted the 'this is hilarious" comment before I commented coz I thought it was true life
anyhow, grand job
anyhow, grand job
29th Apr 2016 10:07am
...you should have come back with " are you the virgin mary, cause i'm sterile" ....lolol...nice funny pit though :)
Anonymous
29th Apr 2016 11:20pm
Oh maaa gaaaaahd... Laughing at this one dear... I appreciate the giggle!!
With love - Taryn xoxo
With love - Taryn xoxo
