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Some Easter Haiku - - - - for Easter Haiku Comp
1. The Real Meaning of Easter
Forget Zombie Jesus
It’s about the birthday of
The Easter Bunny
2. Zombie Christ
Roll away the stone
Eater of souls is risen
Zombie Jesus hungry
3. Easter Chocolate Sickness
Gorging all weekend
Eggs, eggs, eggs now feeling sick
Chocolate coma
4. Thank You
Thank you lord Jesus
First it’s all those Christmas gifts
Now chocolate eggs
5. Easter Melt
Chocolate rabbit
Central heating on too high
Now runny bunny
6. Not Good Retail Therapy
Post Easter fury
A late chocolate price crunch
All eggs are half price
these Haikus get me hard hence the category erotic poetry
I am a diabetic therefore chocolate eggs are extreme content
not getting enough reads and comments maybe this will get them
if you've read this to the end then you're crazy as a shithouse rat
just like me
maybe we should marry and have offspring of our own
maybe three children that's at least one of each gender
OK I'm sorry
when I am drunk - I tend to ramble on
Forget Zombie Jesus
It’s about the birthday of
The Easter Bunny
2. Zombie Christ
Roll away the stone
Eater of souls is risen
Zombie Jesus hungry
3. Easter Chocolate Sickness
Gorging all weekend
Eggs, eggs, eggs now feeling sick
Chocolate coma
4. Thank You
Thank you lord Jesus
First it’s all those Christmas gifts
Now chocolate eggs
5. Easter Melt
Chocolate rabbit
Central heating on too high
Now runny bunny
6. Not Good Retail Therapy
Post Easter fury
A late chocolate price crunch
All eggs are half price
these Haikus get me hard hence the category erotic poetry
I am a diabetic therefore chocolate eggs are extreme content
not getting enough reads and comments maybe this will get them
if you've read this to the end then you're crazy as a shithouse rat
just like me
maybe we should marry and have offspring of our own
maybe three children that's at least one of each gender
OK I'm sorry
when I am drunk - I tend to ramble on
Published 26th Mar 2016
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26th Mar 2016 11:38pm
27th Mar 2016 2:27am
Awe man, I find rejection so hard to take - our children would have been so talented and good looking - but now you've dashed my hopes against the rocks - How could you :-(
