You really shouldn't play with matches:/
You really shouldn't play with matches my child
You really shouldn't follow in Daddy's footsteps
You can watch but please don't learn my son
And you really shouldn't listen to a word I say
You really musn't help me pour the gasoline
Which if you need to know I use to encourage the flames
And you deffonately shouldn't burn down that asshole nextdoor's house
Although that would be very funny, and a child of your age could get away with it
You really musn't!
Aswell as you musn't tell your mother about this conversation
Or anything I've got upto today
You know you really shouldn't play with matches my child,
But what the heck! You only live once,
Have fun Adolf!