Fucked

 America – my heart goes out to you
Watching the candidate nomination debates
What did you do to warrant these choices
What big national sin has been committed
These are not choices, this is a punishment
I cannot believe that this is the best you can do
For if it is you are well and truly fucked
I watched then bickering like pre-school children
Casting aspersions, school mam finger pointing
Donald Trump – small hands = small dick
I didn’t realise you needed a big dick to be president
Shame really, that means I cannot stand
It’s so sad that like an older movie suggested
“NONE OF THE ABOVE”
“NONE OF THE ABOVE”
“NONE OF THE ABOVE”
What would really happen if nobody voted
The system would have to go back to the drawing board
Surely they can come up with a better system
Surely it shouldn’t be the richest candidate
I thought the American dream was clear
Anyone could become president – anyone
At the moment anyone can if they have millions
To spend campaigning to get finally elected
I would rather have an unemployed steel worker
Or a drunk down and out, or a min-wage waitress
Than any of those rich overprivilaged cock suckers
Still it’s not my country, only you can fuck it up
We will soon have similar choices to make here
Remember the name Boris Johnson yet another
Rich overprivilaged cock sucker dumber than a post
Has big hair issues and in my opinion a racist
America my heart goes out to you
United Kingdom my heart goes out to you
People of the world – We are fucked