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Courtship fail
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Courtship fail
Hey there
I've been notcing you
how can I put it
umm...
you're very obviously a mammal.
Written by
AnnaKissedMe
Published
23rd Feb 2016
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Re. Courtship fail
Solomon_Song
23rd Feb 2016 8:09pm
Lesson - animal references to breasts a no-no.
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Re: Re. Courtship fail
AnnaKissedMe
24th Feb 2016 11:03pm
Maybe as a species we're far too visual and should be saying instead the pheromones are driving us crazy...
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Re. Courtship fail
_shadoe_
(yiyi)
25th Feb 2016 10:45am
it's all good until he's hung like a squirrel
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Re: Re. Courtship fail
AnnaKissedMe
- Edited 28th Feb 2016 9:52am
28th Feb 2016 9:38am
Squirrels are shameless. Have those little shits been at the parachutes again?
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Re. Courtship fail
Anonymous
4th Mar 2016 9:29am
Must confess, this made
me giggle a little.
It it is very much the core
of courtship failing.
So mammalish and materialize.
Love this.
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