Who Me? Maybe...

I don't watch cheesy porn      
Only classy nudes and red-heads who conform      
To the tasteful buds along my tongue      
Which seek them sweet with lots of fun      
From fuzziness to hairy nest      
Show me a sexy Hirsute-fest      
For what is porn for at four AM      
When I'm home alone without a demme      
Sleepless throughout a lonely night      
I need a sexy stimulating sight      
And my fingers remember the perfect website      
All there for free, not a dime will ever be paid by me      
With videos and stills and chat rooms to see      
Whatever fetish will fulfill tonight's need      
Her crimson bush is the addiction I feed      
The only light comes from my computer screen      
As the chick in the flick squirts her yummy sweet cream      
I imagine I'm there to drink every drop of her cum      
But before she erupts I came too quick and I'm already done      
Lawd have mercy on my Hell-destined soul      
For falling too deeply into the naked siren's hole      
There's no escape now, her puffy nips just caught my eye      
And the one next to that is a fluffy full cream pie      
How can I shut down with cute redheads all around?      
Good gawd I'm already ready for another quicky pound