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Disses Where I Take Your Name In Vain

 
All you bored galactic overlords
each with your very own horde
hoarding minions in the millions like minnows
impotently swimming upstream
through the Milky Way
can't even afford to tread water
beyond the shallow end of your own gene pools
Yeah
that's what I said, Fools
Now get the fuck out of my way
pay attention
listen to what I'm sayin
Go put your heads in deep cryogenic sleep freezes
Don't you see?
Whatever helps liberate you from the Sixth Extinction
it frees us ...
... from your cosmic stupidity!

Disses where I take your name in vain
Johnny Blaze
you dumb motherfucker
just an interstellar long haul trucker
flying on an expired license without insurance
This is where I bring the noise
drop the bass
deliver the pain

Oh, if only you could refrain from

Colonizing this universe with your ignorance
manifest destiny
tripping over your own two left feet
stumbling into the rift
elite
skilled at rapping words of utter nonsense
such galactic unimportance
you killed it alright

Disses where I take your name in vain
Magnetron
you hydraulic piston pumping pinhead
failed experiment in artificial intelligence
Someone forgot to flip your brain's switch to ON
This is where I bring the noise
drop the bass
deliver the pain

Oh, if only you could refrain from

Rapping as if you was all hip hop gangsta
I'm more inclined to say
crapping like a dirty rat behind a Laundromat
Rat-a-tat-tat take that
Fact is
party's always at were you aren't
There's the Stargate;
don't let it hit Uranus on the way out

Disses where I take your name in vain
Psycotic Mastermind
Can't even spell psychotic correctly
as you bust rhymes so ineffectively
Genius?
I severely doubt
This is where I bring the noise
drop the bass
deliver the pain

Oh, if only you could refrain from

Gushing
as you pen your millionth lesbian love ditty
Moving along
nothing new here to see
Titty that, titty this, another titty song
Pity is for a dyke
you're more manly than a football player rushing
when you should be taking a hike

Disses where I take your name in vain
Typhoid Mary
don't you think it is more than unnecessary
broadcasting to the universe that you lick carpet
harping on and on about it?
This is where I bring the noise

This is where I bring the noise

This is where I bring the noizzzzzzzzzzzzze

Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Com'on feel the ......

Anarchitect
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