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[ Forms ] Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin

      
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
Copy, paste, replace --- drop your own words in      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?      
     
Tis easy, somewhat sleazy, but I do it oh so well      
While I buy a slice of that pie you's offerin     
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
     
Ice Ice Baby, watch my latest single sell      
Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?      
     
Madame, go Madame, go try it for a spell      
Your posse cool whips this hip hop villain      
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
     
I am the I in your pie, only def like Pharell      
Projecting just like Alan Parson('s?)      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?      
     
Rub my Vanilla lotion on your painful swell      
If your head is so ahurtin'      
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?    

* mic drop *  
     
Folks, show's over, drop the curtain

  
 
Written by JohnnyBlaze
Published | Edited 28th Jul 2020
Author's Note
inspired by Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" inspired by Queen's "Under Pressure" inspired by .....
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