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Funny Bone
It's never funny when you bump your funny bone
But I'm never lonely when I pump my lonely bone
Just me, myself and I
A threesome if it pleases my third eye
Whatever pleasure we plan to conceive
When I touch myself it's all make believe
A heat stroke on a hot summer night
Leads to a volcanic eruption of lava flowing delight
A redheaded beauty my mind sculpts to create
Her hands conceal mine as we masturbate
Don't open your eyes or she'll evaporate
And you'll arrive early when she cums too late
It's all up to me, as long as I'm up
On top of her imaginary double-d cups
A mind blowing experience her lips can't fellate
Cos I'm all out of breath after I made her inflate
What to do now, I'm about to pass out
And now I'm too tired to pump up my deflated spout
But I'm never lonely when I pump my lonely bone
Just me, myself and I
A threesome if it pleases my third eye
Whatever pleasure we plan to conceive
When I touch myself it's all make believe
A heat stroke on a hot summer night
Leads to a volcanic eruption of lava flowing delight
A redheaded beauty my mind sculpts to create
Her hands conceal mine as we masturbate
Don't open your eyes or she'll evaporate
And you'll arrive early when she cums too late
It's all up to me, as long as I'm up
On top of her imaginary double-d cups
A mind blowing experience her lips can't fellate
Cos I'm all out of breath after I made her inflate
What to do now, I'm about to pass out
And now I'm too tired to pump up my deflated spout
Published 20th Jan 2016
| Edited 26th Jan 2016
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21st Jan 2016 00:51am
Poetryman, luv ~ :-*
This is wholly delightful. What a wickedly clever sense of humor you display here. I've seen glints of it here and there, Mr. "I should be spanked for what I'm thinking." ;-p I certainly hope you didn't think I'd forgotten that gauntlet you threw me; I may have to plan somewhat special for you, luv... ;-*
I am ohhh-so-incredibly-grateful I am not judging this competition in any way, I can tell you that! Such an impossible task pauvre calamitygin has before her!
This is wholly delightful. What a wickedly clever sense of humor you display here. I've seen glints of it here and there, Mr. "I should be spanked for what I'm thinking." ;-p I certainly hope you didn't think I'd forgotten that gauntlet you threw me; I may have to plan somewhat special for you, luv... ;-*
I am ohhh-so-incredibly-grateful I am not judging this competition in any way, I can tell you that! Such an impossible task pauvre calamitygin has before her!
21st Jan 2016 1:34am
I would spank you right now but my hands are tied. That's how I do bondage with myself...
Thanks for the compliment but I doubt I will win the comp. There is some stiff competition in there... lol
JJ
Thanks for the compliment but I doubt I will win the comp. There is some stiff competition in there... lol
JJ
21st Jan 2016 2:42am
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21st Jan 2016 6:39am
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be funny or if you've been inhaling something illegal. Go masturbate, you'll feel better...
21st Jan 2016 6:58am
21st Jan 2016 7:01am
21st Jan 2016 7:05am
Dude, you really tickled my funny bone with this hi-lar-i-ous ink! haha....
Too out of breath from blowing her up to even enjoy her, eh?! lmao.... I'm laughing hard because I actually can picture you right now with this inflated red-head doll sitting on the couch half-ass inflated, while you're in the bedroom passed out. lolol... Very creative and entertaining. Great ink babe! Good luck in comp.
Too out of breath from blowing her up to even enjoy her, eh?! lmao.... I'm laughing hard because I actually can picture you right now with this inflated red-head doll sitting on the couch half-ass inflated, while you're in the bedroom passed out. lolol... Very creative and entertaining. Great ink babe! Good luck in comp.
21st Jan 2016 7:11am
Did you picture me naked? Hehehe... I like to start with the funny bone and then tickle all the ticklish places that make one giggle with delight! Nothing like a good comp when I'm in a good mood... Thank you Tara!!!
JJ
JJ
...naked? Actually, I did! ;)
...but there was nothing funny about that! #wink
...but there was nothing funny about that! #wink
21st Jan 2016 7:16am
As long as you were smiling, you can giggle all you please... I wonder if I was laying heads up or face down???
21st Jan 2016 7:30am
never read about a wank so beautifully worded before - somehow with this piece it doesn't feel dirty :-)
Excellent work my friend - deserves an add and a comp win :-)
Excellent work my friend - deserves an add and a comp win :-)
21st Jan 2016 8:15am
Thanks as always David, I'm always ready to throw a curve ball inside when I got 2 balls and the bases are loaded... comps have a funny way of musing me when I'm here alone... JJ
