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[ When Harry Met Butters ] Dirty Harry
Harry paused to give me a dirty look
I resumed writing my little book
Harry keeps an unclean house
With broom in hand, swats a mouse
Across the room, filthy rat zig zags
through a clusterfuck of newspapers
and mags stacked floor to the ceiling
Goddam varmint ran off
with his stinky cheese
One fine day
Dirty Harry got on his knees
and kneeling amidst the clutters
he asked Muddy Butters
if she would marry him
Perty please?
She said,
I'm in love with a man named Herman
He lives in house without any vermin
Harry, you better clean up your act
if you want to be betrothed to me ...
especially if you want more of "this"
unclothed for free!
Didn't make much difference, see ...
Muddy Butters was a dirty girl
who danced around a shiny metallic pole
She liked to twirl and shake her hiney---
"Smart aleck asshole!" Harry yelled
and gave me another dirty look
I resumed writing my little book
Tock Tick
See it scurry through the pig pen?
Tick Tock
In a hurry, mouse crawled up the wall
---hid inside an antique
miniature Big Ben clock
Squeak Squeak
and I'm sorry to say
I am out of time, Folks
Good day, Yawl!
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