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[ When Harry Met Butters ] Dirty Harry

      
Harry paused to give me a dirty look      
    
I resumed writing my little book      
     
Harry keeps an unclean house      
With broom in hand, swats a mouse   
Across the room, filthy rat zig zags      
through a clusterfuck of newspapers      
and mags stacked floor to the ceiling      
     
Goddam varmint ran off  
with his stinky cheese      
     
One fine day      
Dirty Harry got on his knees      
and kneeling amidst the clutters      
he asked Muddy Butters      
if she would marry him      
Perty please?      
     
She said,      
I'm in love with a man named Herman      
He lives in house without any vermin      
Harry, you better clean up your act      
if you want to be betrothed to me ...      
   
especially if you want more of "this"  
unclothed for free!
     
     
Didn't make much difference, see ...    
Muddy Butters was a dirty girl      
who danced around a shiny metallic pole      
She liked to twirl and shake her hiney---  
 
"Smart aleck asshole!" Harry yelled
and gave me another dirty look      
     
I resumed writing my little book      
     
Tock Tick      
See it scurry through the pig pen?      
Tick Tock      
In a hurry, mouse crawled up the wall      
---hid inside an antique  
miniature Big Ben clock  
Squeak Squeak      
and I'm sorry to say      
I am out of time, Folks      
Good day, Yawl!      
 
 
 
 
 
Written by JohnnyBlaze
Published | Edited 30th Jul 2020
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