Hillbilly Knockoff Lockup Love

I had been hit..    
The durned cashier at the gas station i knocked off was ornerier than i had given him credit for.    
   
I fell hard that night...Twice.    
The first at gunshot..BANG!!    
I went down in splash of neon yellow Mt. Dew, orange corn nuts (barbeque)    
And wads of my fisted pretty cold hard green cash....    
The bills futtered up and arround and settled on top of my body, now ooozing red...    
"Oh my Gawd! Whut have i done?!"    
I heard a mans voice shout..    
Then i realized my head was being held up by the ornery cashier..    
Our eyes met..magic.    
And i swear those eyes were the color of a razzberry slushee...    
   
"That wuz the saddest, purtiest thang i have ever seen M'amm. It looks like i shot a bag of rainbow skittles..and them 67 dollars looked like green butterflies flew round and landed on you. Please forgive me for shootin you in the gut..."    
My gut said to scream..    
"You shot me for 67 dollars you giant dick!!" But i had very little gut left..    
And he started to cry the most beautiful, sincere slushee tears..    
   
They dropped down on my cheeks,    
Like a razzberry elixer of life..    
And i knew i would live.    
I reached up for him...    
And his sweet dumb face came down and kissed me.    
I heard music..    
   
Well, at first i thought it was music..    
Then we both recognized the sirens.    
"No!! I can hide you! I love you!" he wailed....    
I held my finger to his mouth, "shh..."  
"Then baby, bring bail and marry me."    
The cops came in and pulled my love away..    
I felt so alone...    
Was momentary chaos, pain and handcuffs, but not in a pleasurable way..    
Then, i heard some shouts of celebration..    
And some man saying "Bubbah's got himself engaged!"    
"To who?"    
"To the suspect!"    
"Bubbah she is purty! Congradulations!"    
   
They all kindly allowed Bubbah to ride with me in the back of the ambulance..    
Said it was the proper thang to do..    
And finally, after they got me all hooked up to some morphine, and what not..    
   
They pulled the curtain between the cab and the rear and we were alone.    
"M'amm i am now gonna make sweet love to my future wife.."    
And he took me there..    
   
It was an exciting ride!    
The sirens blaring,  
Handcuffed to a rollin bed, again..
He got me right good on a couple of the faster coners...
"Oh Buhhbah!"    
"Yes M'amm!"    
"Call me Jen and fuck me deep!"    
"Are you kinky, or is that your name?!"    
"Both.!"    
"OH YEAH JEN!"    
My new love diddled my didi good and hard...    
We came simultaneously and then with a giant head rush..    
From fantastic orgasm...  
The excitement of the evening..    
And loss of blood..    
I happily passed out.    
   
   
For Lobo's beyond the bedroom comp..