[ Bad Raps ] As The Nazgul Raps

      
Witch KING?      
This KING      
One of the Nine      
servING the Dark Lord of BLING      
R-I-N-G;      
that's spells RING      
Listen up, GolLUM -      
let me TELL you SOMETHING!      
What is your WRATH      
COMpared to the MIGHT of a WRAITH      
who lives to CREEP in the DEAD of NIGHT?      
Impaling hobbits in their SLEEP      
scar'UM to death with FRIGHT      
BREAK their FAITH      
MAKE'UM WEEP      
while I TAKE deLIGHT      
A wreath of iron THORNs      
ADORNs me with a crown of DREAD      
Just you try to PUMPING me FULL of LEAD      
Getcha SUMTING AIGHT;      
A MORNing STAR upside the HEAD      
Yeah, that's RIGHT      
That's what I SAID,      
beeYOTCH      
yo-YO-yo-YO-yo      
I'ma a NazGUL      
Nasty ass FELow minus a SOUL      
Bat outta HELL      
riding a FELL BIRD with a stinky CROTCH      
SO foul and SMELLY      
Flying fast and furiousLY FAR      
straight out of AngMAR      
Mister G      
WORD