5 MINUTES OF FAME  

I'm on my horse racing wild and free
 there's music playing, bright lights,
 and people watching me
 a violent scream erupts as I look behind,
 - to my dismay it is I find
 I'm being chased by a giant bumble bee
 I jumped to the left rather casually,
 landing on a unicorn the
 crowd gasps as they watch on
 I'm doing tricks with ease “look mum no hands
 aren't you proud of me”
we're racing fast every thing's a blur
 round and round the crowd starts to stir
 then all of a sudden we stop dead in our tracks
 I looked around to the crowd
 they'd turned their backs
 the boys in blue had turned off the ride and
 were coming toward me they were in mid stride
 the manager from IGA running close behind
 he yelled and he screamed “I've told you before
 don't come in here lady, drunk in my store”
arrested for drunk and disorderly in a public place
 banned from the carousel, a total disgrace
 Hi my names George & I'm an alcoholic I say
 I now go to meetings in Cooktown's CWA
 the people are nice, they serve coffee there ey!
 yeah you know it's called Alcoholics Anonymous
 or abbreviated AA