koshka's recipe for a holiday feast ~  

take one frozen leg of lamb
& bludgeon a bitch,
leave the murder weap-
i mean meat
to thaw properly
[giving you a break
while your dinner guests
dispose of the body,
make 'em earn a meal]

crust the lamb with garlic
sea salt & rosemary
then cook for fifteen minutes
to half an hour at 200 degrees
[use this time wisely
& mop up any blood
or brain matter
marring the crime scene
uhm... kitchen floor]

allow the roast to rest
before consuming the evidence
with roast potatoes, carrots
& mint gravy
[serve chocolate fondant
for dessert ...
... it soothes the conscience]
Written by _shadoe_ (katyusha)
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